Clearly the 1% of super heroes.
Clearly Boom Roasted: We’ve had enough of it and we are finally calling Grandpa Joe on his shit. I am the 99%.
A young man asked a guru to make him successful, so the guru told him “I’ll meet you tomorrow at the beach”. The young man showed up at 4am. The guru grabbed his arm and asked him “How bad do you want it?” He replied “Real bad”, so the guru told him to walk on out into the ocean. The young man walked until the water was at shoulder level. The Guru said “I thought you wanted to be successful” and told him to go further. The water was at his mouth when the guru grabbed his head, forced it into the water, and kept it there. Just before the young man was about to pass out, he raised him up, then said “When you wanna succeed as bad as you wanna breathe, then you’ll be successful”
Every eye sees its own special vision.
Every ear hears a most different song.
In each man’s troubled heart, an incision
would reveal a unique, shameful wrong.
Stranger fiends hide here in human guise
than reside in the valleys of Hell.
But goodness, kindness and love arise
in the heart of the poor beast, as well





